I officially own 141 nail polishes.
I know people who own more than me, but still. I’m running out of shelf space!
And I’m so grateful every day...
opens window curtains, takes 50 selfies in natural light, closes window curtains
White trash radiates from my bones.
I want a movie about a guy who runs for president and wins but then suddenly realizes that he doesn’t want to be...
There is nothing but “__________ is in a relationship” on my newsfeed.